psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

(via stained-razor)

" You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love. "
reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

(Source: naniithran, via crucialbooty)

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(Source: thetowndrugdealer, via stained-razor)

convexly:

why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive? 

(via stained-razor)

officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

(via roots-of-happiness)

cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(Source: jonasbruhs, via stained-razor)

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